dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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