he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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