I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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