please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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