Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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