I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
