his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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