One girl and one boy is just not enough.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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