He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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