Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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