He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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50% drunk capacity currently
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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