Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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