Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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