we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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