what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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