Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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