hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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