wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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