i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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