His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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