I just pynch a tree in the face
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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