My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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