I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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