: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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