i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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