fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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