I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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