do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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