if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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