I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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