I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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