I heard we made out
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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