He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I want to fling myself into the sun
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