sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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