Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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