He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A+ Viking dick
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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