at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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