The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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