If i come over, it means nothing
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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