What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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