in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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