That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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