Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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