DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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