Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You can't special order awesome
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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