my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
