The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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