I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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