I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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