Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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