Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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