i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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