I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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