I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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