fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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