I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
love makes seman taste better
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So here I am, sexting at work.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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