Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You ate ashes out of my bong
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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