is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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